Remember our story of the gay Marine? Wait till you hear this! Just the other night, Brandon (the gay Marine) and his now EX-girlfriend (Jenn) were uh, messing around I guess would be the best way to put it. Things start going in a certain direction and that direction would be down. Well, she’s doing what she’s doing and he stops her and pulls her head up. He looks at her as serious as can be and says, “That’s not how you give a blowjob. This is how you do it!” He then takes her hand, puts her finger in his mouth and begins to “show” her how to give a blowjob. Let’s break this down a bit shall we?
How many straight guys know how to give a blowjob? NOT ME!!! A straight man only knows when it feels REALLY good. We don’t know exactly what is going on to make it so good, we just know it feels damn good! So please tell me how this one dude who claims he’s straight know how to give a blowjob!? Things that make you say “hmmm?” And I don’t mean the “hmmm” when it feels good if you get what I’m saying.
So Brandon the gay Marine, you win a couple awards today. One, you are the first on my blog to appear two times. Last but not least, you are by far the GAYEST encounter with stupidity I’ve had thus far!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)